Celtic Jokes - 9 Hilarious Celtic Jokes
(Celtic and Rangers are rival Scottish football teams, the fans are *not* fond of each other.) At the Celtic vs. Rangers match, Jimmy, a Celtic fan accidentally ends up with the Rangers fans. To …
938 Celtic Jokes That Are Pure Blarney Gold - Naturally Funny
From tales of brave warriors and mythical creatures, to humorous observations about Celtic football, these jokes draw from a wide array of sources. The art of crafting a good Celtic joke lies in the clever interplay of stereotypes, cultural references, and the enchanting mystique of the Celts themselves.
Rangers jokes | TalkCeltic - The Ultimate Celtic FC Forum
Jul 22, 2007 · Discuss Rangers jokes in the World Football area at TalkCeltic.net. A drunken man walks into a bar and shouts: 'All Rangers fans are arseholes!' A man sitting in the corner protests: 'Oi! I take offence at that!' 'Why? Are you an Rangers fan?' asks the drunk. 'No, I'm an *.' Q: What's the difference between the Elephant man and Phillip Sebo?
rangers jokes | TalkCeltic - The Ultimate Celtic FC Forum
Aug 23, 2007 · Discuss rangers jokes in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net. Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a sperm? A: At least a sperm has one chance in 5 million of becoming a human being. Q: Why did the Gers fan NEVER cross the road? A: He was waiting for the Green Man to turn Orange. Q: Who would David Murray play in Lord of the Rings ?
Glasgow Celtic Jokes: A Laugh Riot for Football Fans
Oct 25, 2024 · From online forums and social media groups to dedicated joke websites and even pubs filled with banter, there are numerous places to discover hilarious Glasgow Celtic jokes.
Good Football Jokes | TalkCeltic - The Ultimate Celtic FC Forum
Oct 20, 2008 · Discuss Good Football Jokes in the TalkCeltic Pub area at TalkCeltic.net. Motherwell! Celtic song! A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday …
Good jokes : r/rangersfc - Reddit
May 22, 2024 · Never has a bad word to say about Celtic or their players funny enough. He was actually celebrating them winning the league, that’s the kind of guy we are dealing with. Well I’ve held my tongue so far but I really could do with a few jokes. He can’t handle any coming back at him so the more offensive the better.
Celtic Jokes - Vital Dundee United
Dec 24, 2006 · What would you call 2 Celtic fans going over a cliff in a green Renualt Espace? A complete waste of space. You could have squeezed 8 of them into one of those. What do you get if you see a Celtic fan buried up to his neck in sand? More sand. A benevolent Genie meets 3 Football supporters – a Celtic fan, a Rangers fan & a Dundee United supporter.
The Celtic/Rangers game : r/Jokes - Reddit
Feb 8, 2022 · Best read in a heavy Scottish accent. A wee lad goes to a football match in Glasgow between perennial rivals, the Celtics and the Rangers. As a lifelong Rangers fan, he is decked out in his blue Rangers gear, blue flag in hand, his face painted blue.
Celtic jokes - The Trek BBS
"Fine I will sleep with pigs", replies the Celtic fan. At 2:00 o'clock in the morning the Celtic fan appears at the door, "It is too smelly down there", says the Celtic fan.