Actual texts from this morning. .. Just make sure you pull out and it'll be fine.

3 days ago · morning light. by @jeffmihaly lets remember to enjoy our lives.

Morning surprise. .. Mmm carcinogens on my coffee mug... Goes well with the carcinogens in my coffee and the microplastics from my brewer.

Nov 5, 2025 · morning alarm. .. Shame this dude went full libtard

Joke a day 2946. An older couple wakes up in the morning and the husband looks over at his wife and says, " Wow! You wouldn't believe the dream I had...&qu

Nov 12, 2025 · dazzled stolen unsafe. .. Morning wood turns into morning sawdust

Tasty. .. The morning after must have been hell on the toilet.