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Imagine the stars swiping right! If zodiac signs wrote Tinder bios, some would serve drama, others deep thoughts, and a few just too much honesty. Here’s what those bios might look like.

In general, Tinder's app functions pretty simply: you swipe to indicate who you are most interested in. Anyone can sign up for free, but Tinder does offer some subscription-based premium features.