Joke Of The Day A guy tees off and slices into the woods behind a tree. Rather than taking an unplayable lie, he thinks he ...

A couple arrived at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter sitting at a large desk filled with computers, computer screens and ...

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Throughout their lives, and even in death, they argued about which branch was superior. Finally, standing before the Pearly ...

This text is part of Parks’ Historical Signs Project and can be found posted within the park. The name for the Pearly Gates Playground is derived from Christian tradition as the entranceway through ...

In that light, I can see Phil approaching the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter recognizing his special new arrival and turning around to others already there, and declaring, “ OK, boys. You can tune up ...

I don’t know about you, but it seems to me like these days all the right and the left can agree on is that we’re living in ...

But heaven never was that, except in jokes about Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. The New Testament teaches that a relationship with God in time and eternity is the result of God’s freely given ...

A politician arrives at the pearly gates and St Peter offers him a choice: Heaven is a staid, well-behaved place, while hell is brimful of wild parties and self-gratification. “Man, the underwor ...

Will one who doesn’t offer this particular dessert be questioned about its one-time absence upon arrival at the Pearly Gates? I can see St. Peter consulting his book and reading aloud, “You did not ...