They took 17 teams, including the Astros and Rangers, and made their hat khaki and put a landscape ... for anyone with a spare $49.99. Houston, Arizona and Texas are the three with the desert ...

But imagine the potential unreal headline if either one of them ever did make it to the Blueshirts: HAT TRICK SCORES A HAT TRICK FOR THE RANGERS! (It still breaks me up!) ...

For most of the last five weeks, the Caps have been engaged in low-scoring, tight-checking contests. But on Saturday ...