Why did the vampire quit his job? He just couldn't sink his teeth into ... they are a real pain in the neck. Consider yourself warned. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving.

Many “real vampires” dress the part year-round, complete with fangs. Still, this lively subculture accounts for just a fraction of the fangs sold globally each year: Launched in 1993 ...

Thanks to this shoppable guide, you can sink your teeth into ... fun getups from The Vampire Diaries and Monster High). No matter which you choose, you're sure to make a fang-tastic impression.