Microsoft has officially debuted its Windows XP-themed Crocs, which feature a design inspired by the classic operating system’s “Bliss” wallpaper, alongside Clippy and Internet Explorer shoe charms.

These incredibly ugly retro shoes sport the classic Windows XP wallpaper and come with Jibbitz charms of Clippy and the Recycle Bin. CNET editor Gael Fashingbauer Cooper, a journalist and pop-culture ...