Among these funny lines, you'll find gems like Clark Griswold's classic retort to Cousin Eddie ... Lampoon's Christmas Vacation” are right here in this epic collection of movie quotes.

Across four movies, National Lampoon's Vacation, National Lampoon's European Vacation, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, ...

Credit: Warner Bros. Cousin Eddie after randomly showing up at the Griswold home in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet ...

Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now. - Christmas Vacation Cousin Eddie, played by Randy Quaid, is the bane of ...